My School is DESPERATE

This post is especially dedicated to the terrible jokes on the announcements at school.  They're "Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts!" and the like. R they 4 Real? U say 5-year-old jokes in a school full of teenagers. Surely, they should get their heads checked. On top odd that, either one if the announcers does an awful and cheesy laugh or they put a laugh tracday) after each corny joke. And did I mention that every time, they scream annoyingly? They gotta hire me. Both for the jokes ($7/day) and the laugh (Believe me, I can do some hilarious laughs) (That'll be $3/day)