Today's Theme: Randomness

Ah, there's nothing like a good ol' "What does that have to do with anything?" inducing, super random joke. OK, a few ol' school ones are "I like Pie" or "Wasabi is spicy", or even better, a small detail about you, like "My foot is itchy" smack dab right in the middle of a conversation. That can get some pretty good laughs going!