SPLAT & CRUNCH!

Hey people, do you know what a guy falling from the tenth floor sounds like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! SPLAT! (realizes he's falling and um (how to say this delicately) shuts up on impact). Now here's the guy falling from the first floor. CRUNCH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (does not realize he's falling, but is slightly hurt on impact).