Bieber Joke-Bieber Fans Turn a Blind Eye

You know how Justin Bieber's hair is all forward and to the side and swirly, completely cloaking his entire head? It's as if a giant baby has sucked on it. So we came up with a creative nickname-Justin Soother! But then he got sick of having his hair on his forehead so he walked up to a cow one day and made it lick his fore head, giving him a "unique" (read: really messed) cowlick. So we came up with another unique nickname-Cow LickBieber. An alternative, of course is Justin Beaver (but it's kinda old school if ya know what I mean).